This just in: An Iowa pancake slinging man who served 30 eggs, 4 pounds of bacon and 4 batches of pancakes last weekend comes out of camping retirement after an extended weekend sources say. Details are sketchy but suspicious photos have been leaked to the press (or the closest thing to it). The two coons (who wish to remain anonymous) were on duty to clean the drip trays in the Blackstone Grills. This is an ongoing investigation.