Mini-K Ranch

Happy Holidays From The Mini-K Ranch

Mini-K Ranch Underwood Iowa

Tuesday clans members around the area of the Mini-K Ranch were seen getting ready for the holidays.  The barn yard area was a very busy place.  The chicken clan was busy stringing the lights overhead while the horsie clan was preparing the trees.  The goat clan was last seen on the back hill preparing the country side for the 1st annual KINI Christmas Production.  Clans members were very vague in details and were much too busy to comment.  Authorities expect the production will be ready soon and just in time for Chirstmas.  Although Mini-K Ranch officials offered no further details the attached video was leaked by the kitty clan. 

"The production, well underway has kept the clans very busy", commented one unidentified source.  Still the hillside needs much more work before the production can begin.  The production may have been funded using flowered checks although no conclusive evidence has been found to support this theory.  The weather around the barnyard area has been reported as much cooler since the production got underway but it's hard to determine if that was cause or effect.  The Donkey clan, which has recently doubled in size, may be responsible for the strange activities around the barn yard area.  No further details were available.

Mini-K Cat Clan Founded

Famous HDZ Bird Clan File Photo

Henry Doorly Zoo Omaha, Ne

On Tuesday a local area man met up with the lethal bird clan gang of HDZ.  The HDZ Gang's most common tactic is to lure unsuspecting visitors into the designated drop zone and then tie their shoe strings together.  In many cases clan members have been known to distract their victims by landing on their shoulders, head and/or hands.  Once on the ground all clan members scoop up any loose change and use that to purchase the $1 popcicle sticks with bird food stuck on them.

A local bird clansfeather was quoted as saying "we find these reports both unfounded and full of white splotches".  "There is simply no evidence to support this nor do we have any convictions that you know about yet.". 

Still, authorities are not confirming reports of any ongoing investigations regarding these complaints.  That doesn't mean an investigation isn't on going.  They did confirm though the slightly over priced bird food sticks can not be purchased with flowered checks. 

Mini-K Underwood File Photo Services Protection Clan of shoe inspection

Only a few miles away at the Mini-K Ranch in Underwood, Iowa the newly founded Cat Clan of Mini-K has begun offering protection services.  "The HDZ Bird Gang is our specialty" offered one spokesperson from the gang.  The CCMK was formed just this Spring and two members are nearly completed with their training. 

CCMK already offers protection for the small chics and has lowered the rodent population by around 312% in the barnyard area.  "We offer up close and personal inspections for the HDZ gang" boasted the other CCMK member (who requested to remain anonymous). 

At this time the official pricing scale has not been set but is speculated to be around 1 can of food per catch plus the catch itself.  There has also been talk of perks along the line of 10 minute belly rubs and collar free Fridays.  The Mini-K Ranch Boss was not available for comment regarding any contracts for off site work. 

Officials would also not comment on the recent death of one of Henny Pennys chics which was found dead in a water bowl.  "There is simply no connection to the CCMK at this time" offered one un-named official, "although the investigation is still on-going and we are treating this as an accident at this time.  It would appear that the young chic went for a drink and never came up for air.  Although baby chics have brains more complex than most politicians, it may not have been enough to save the young fella."