Mini-K Underwood
Sunday officials confirmed that the newly acquired Duce Coop will continue to remain in the dark for satellite TV connections. No exact reason for the decision was conveyed but analysts speculate it was related to a commercial lacking quality during the Sunday Super Bowl. The un-named commercial which was aired repeatively, could cause damage to the chicked egg laying capacity.
Nias Egg Consumption Company of Omaha has confirmed that supply from Mink-K (not MINK) was down 312% since signing with the company for consumption business. NECC would not confirm or deny the information regarding bad Super Bowl Commercials or that the Duce Coop was paid for using a flowered check.
There has also been speculation that egg production was down following a 8 day period in which the ranch was renamed to the Mini Crooked K Ranch after a 14 cent nut fell from the sign. "I found the nut in the grass under the sign and have ordered repairs" confirmed the farmer looking guy in overalls. The sign was not paid for using flowered checks.
The sign incident followed another dry spell when the chickens internal GPS component fell from wack. "The chickens are reset and are doing fine" officials from Mini Crooked K confirmed. "The cheesy bits commerical just adds to the challenges of harvesting eggs" confirmed a spokesperson from the donkey clan. The same official could not confirm if the cheesy was part of the product advertised or the commercial itself. No other information was available.