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Officials at Mini-K have confirmed that an alarm was tripped last weekend at the Mini-K Ranch outside of Underwood. Details are sketchy at this time but the alarm was to of said to be stopped at the second stage. Analysts confirm that if the third stage would of been tripped that it could of been a very serious issue.
The alarm has now been confirmed to be false and there were no injuries. All three alarm compounds did alert as the visitor approached the entry for the housing unit. The alarm, having three complete stages, triggers when an unsuspecting intruder enters the house.
During the first stage, the audible alarm sounds warning off any would be intruders. During the second stage, the alarms use the power of gravity to put the intruders right on their butt by applying the slipping agent making the floor very slippery and near impossible to walk on. This same agent also allows state of the art intruder tracking throughout the ordeal. During the final stage the alarms then use brutal force to blind the intruders with pure 100% patented slobber power.
Officials from Mini-K would not elaborate on the configuration of the alarm system stating only that an alarm exists for the entire ranch. Analyst indicate this is normal procedure as alarms systems are confidential. Law enforcement authorities were not available for comment. No further details were available on the Mini-K Ranch Alarm System.