August 2008 - Posts

Unexpected Delivery Pops up at Mini-K

Mink-K Ranch File Photo
This just in!  MinK news has just learned that the farmer looking guy in overalls has recently made a significant discovery in the area of the barnyard.  The discovery was made early in the morning while inspecting the barn yard area.  Details are still sketchy however it is apparent that something new was found in the barnyard area.  "I was just up there in the area of the barn yard area when I looked out and thought to myself What the Hell!" The farmer looking guy in overalls in the area of the barn yard probably thought to himself in the area of the barn yard area. 

"We certainly weren't expecting this in the middle of August" the farmer looking guy in overall probably mumbled as he gazed upon the sight in disbelief.  Authorities confirmed late Wednesday that normally these things are known to be arriving in advance and made no further comment. 

A short time later the Farmer Looking Guy in Overalls apparently made a trip back to the house to notify mama-k of the apparent unexepcted delivery.  "It was during this time we noticed that the webmaster guy posted the wrong photo on the website and we ordered it corrected" Mini-K officials stated.  "The Webmaster has since added the following photo for further review."

CoCo Chimera File Photo

Sometime after the apparent unexpected discovery in the area of the barn yard area and the time that Mama-K returned to the area of the barn yard area with the Farmer Looking Guy in Overalls.  Mama-K was able to quickly confirm the arrival and eventually settled on a new name for the unexpected barn yard area delivery up in the area of the barn yard area.  That name which has not yet been released is said to be "CoCo Chimera".  The name apparently can only be announced to the tune of a specific Barry Manilow Song. 

Authorities have not released details on where the barn yard area discovery came from but can speculate Bucky was involved.  Mama-K also received a new tattoo in the shape of a hoof from Ghost.  Ghost was not available for comment and would not confirm if the tattoo was paid for with a flowered check. 

The Farmer Looking Guy in Overalls was last seen in the area of the barn yard area hay hoarding.  Authorities speculate the hay will be needed this Winter and the extra occupants of the barn which is located in the area of the barn yard area. 

Authorities also confirmed Wednesday that ground will be broken on a new shelter for the area of the barn yard area.  No further details are available on the structure and we will bring you continuing coverage as these details emerge (in the area of the barn yard area).  Authorities would not comment if a new barn in the area of the barn yard area would remove the "area" in the barn yard area when it was completed. 

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