Monday, February 19, 2007 - Posts

Billy Goat Sighted As Snow Melts On Mini-K

Underwood Iowa

As the snow finally started melting around the Mini-K Ranch near Underwood Iowa, authorities discovered what appears to be a billy goat named Dozer who has been missing for no amount of time.  The small resourceful critter was found in another pen with the other girls sometime after 5:30 PM.  The Farmer Look Guy in Overalls would not comment but had a very puzzled look on his face as he attempted to convince the small but resistant goat to return to his pen.  Apparently the grass, which was under about 4 inches of frozen snow, was a little greener on the other side of the fence so Dozer decided he'd just jump it.  The Farmer Looking Guy in Overalls was last seen building taller fences in the area of Dozers Pen.  Mini-K Ranch Officials would not comment on any rumors about little baby goat hut editions or the rooster who is walking a little "funny". 

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