Fannie Debuts At Mini-K Ranch

Mini-K Ranch Underwood Iowa


Fannie File Photo
Breaking News From Mini-K Ranch

Kini Radio just outside of Underwood Iowa has just released information of Fannie, a recent arrival at the Ranch.  The station reports that overnight Bernice has indeed changed into a horsie clan member.  The station reported a temperature drop of over 35 degrees since the arrival of Bernice late Sunday night which may have caused the freakish reaction.

Clans members are also reporting that Bernice now insists on going by Fannie and has turned a dark brown color.  "The dead give away was the red stripes" declared one unidentified chicken clan member about 112 times in a row. 

When questioned further about the white donkey with brown spots and red stripes standing only 4 feet away, the chicken clan member declined further comment only stating that "The dead give away was the red stripes". 

The Farmer Looking Guy in Overalls was not available for comment and was not seen waving any sort of flowered covered checkbook as he normally does.  Authorities speculate he may be trying to hide something.  It was not known if a flowered covered check was responsible for the reaction.  Fannie was last seen prancing around the farm yard struting her stuff. 




posted on Wednesday, November 21, 2007 6:56 AM by JFrum

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