November 2007 - Posts

Wednesday, November 21, 2007 6:56 AM

Fannie Debuts At Mini-K Ranch

Mini-K Ranch Underwood Iowa


Fannie File Photo
Breaking News From Mini-K Ranch

Kini Radio just outside of Underwood Iowa has just released information of Fannie, a recent arrival at the Ranch.  The station reports that overnight Bernice has indeed changed into a horsie clan member.  The station reported a temperature drop of over 35 degrees since the arrival of Bernice late Sunday night which may have caused the freakish reaction.

Clans members are also reporting that Bernice now insists on going by Fannie and has turned a dark brown color.  "The dead give away was the red stripes" declared one unidentified chicken clan member about 112 times in a row. 

When questioned further about the white donkey with brown spots and red stripes standing only 4 feet away, the chicken clan member declined further comment only stating that "The dead give away was the red stripes". 

The Farmer Looking Guy in Overalls was not available for comment and was not seen waving any sort of flowered covered checkbook as he normally does.  Authorities speculate he may be trying to hide something.  It was not known if a flowered covered check was responsible for the reaction.  Fannie was last seen prancing around the farm yard struting her stuff. 




posted by JFrum (Comments Off)
Tuesday, November 20, 2007 11:03 AM

Bernice Joins Mini-K Ranch

Bernice File Photo
Mini-K Ranch Underwood Iowa

 Monday officials at Mini-K Ranch near Underwood, Iowa announced a new arrival at the Ranch.  Bernice, a small white, with brown spots and red stripes, 4 month old Donkey arrived safely at the ranch.  Bernice would not comment but was already showing great progress towards the press who were present the day after her arrival. 

It is not clear where Bernice arrived from but Mini-K Ranch officials were spotted near a town with a misspelled name and it was good to be out of the rain.  Officials from the NECC out of Omaha only offered that the transport left with one occupant and arrived with two. 

Bernice has made herself comfortable in Dozers old pen and was getting acquainted the Mama-K Ranch Lady.  Bernice will remain isolated from the other farm clans until she becomes acquainted with them.  Bucky, the other donkey on the ranch was not available for comment but was last seen in intense conversation with Sid, the stallion. 

No further details were immediately available regarding the ranch staff, how Bernice got aboard the trailer or how many flowered check transactions were made in the process. 
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