Business as Usual Despite Farmer Looking Guy in Overalls Attempt to Bring Back Winter
Mini-K Ranch Underwood, Iowa
Tuesday night temperatures plumited to the mid twenties. The horsie clan is already pointing hooves at the Farmer Looking Guy in Overalls citing early removal of tank heaters. "The heaters are our insurance policy and having them in place protects us from cold weather" one clam member stated. This cold spell comes after a 30 day period with temps reaching up into the 80s at some points. "This spell won't let up until the tank heaters go back in either". Still it's business as usual around the ranch. The horsie clan still patrols the lower pasture and the barn area and the goat clan still stands around saying "Hey" all the time. The chicken clan is also busy decorating the barnyard area for Halloween. The Farmer Looking Guy in Overalls refused comment except to say "What the Hell" about 16 times.
The horsie clan has offered speculation that the cold spell was brought on due to the recent gate incident. No further comment was offered by the clan but authorities fear the horsie clan has a set of gate keys which allows them free access into unauthorized areas of the ranch. On multiple incidents, the horsie clan has been spotted having on site meetings in the lower barn yard area when they were supposed to be in isolated barn yards. The Farmer Looking Guy in Overalls was last seen replacing the gate locks and adding new barn doors in the area of the barn yard area.
No further information was available and authorities can only speculate if the locks were paid for using flowered checks. The cold spell has no scheduled end date and there has been no word on what the chicken clan will be for Halloween.