Underwood Iowa
Tuesday a farmer looking guy in overalls released details regarding a new video production service scheduled to debut this Spring at the Mini-K Ranch in Underwood Iowa. Details are sketchy at this time regarding exactly what will be produced but the chicken clan isn't holding back. The cluckers have leaked rumors of a new TV Production called KINI Channel 5 Alive feature unbiased news clippings from the new edition of the barn. The Horsie Clan would not comment on the news real but some members were seen running up and down the pasture at top speed. There must be excitement in the air. The Farmer Looking Guy in Overalls has threatened an offical press release to come in the very near future. There has been no word on how the production company was financed, if flowered checks were used or which clan will run the station.
Monday officials from Mini-K Ranch were spotted testing the equipment from a nearby building and contemplating how the equipment would be placed inside the new facility. The Acme Staple Company of Arizona could be contracted to help support the new system but would not comment on it. Rumors are surfacing and indicate that progress has been slowed significantly due to a mysterious substance hanging around the barn yard area. No further details are available regarding KINI Channel Five Alive, the white cold crap in the yard, how many trips to Menards it'll take or what programming will be available in the new productions at Mini-K.