Farmer Looking Guy in OverAlls Narrowly Escapes Being Shot
Omaha, Ne
Officials have confirmed that on Wednesday an Underwood area man had narrowly escaped being shot from behind. The very suspecting man who was officially identified as the farmer looking guy in overalls from Underwood Iowa was in an area of town where he normally wouldn't travel. Officials would not confirm if the man was using flowered checks while in the area. A short time after escaping the shooting the un-phased man was found eating a two piece chicken nugget dinner at an area Long John Silvers. The farmer looking guy lives at the Mini-K Ranch in underwood Iowa.
A member from the horsie clan of the Mini-K Ranch who asked to remain anonymous stated the man was not paying attention and had wandered into some poison ivy only 4 days ago. The clan member would not confirm if the farmer looking guy in overalls was wearing his overalls during the mishap. The horsie clan member also confirmed seeing the farmer looking guy usually in overalls applying pink cream to his leg on a regular basis. The pink legged farmer looking guy usually in overalls was not available for comment and did not return our calls.