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| Mini-K File Photo Rooster on Horse Poop Spreader |
Mini-K Ranch Underwood Iowa
An un-named rooster at the Mini-K Ranch in Underwood Iowa was overheard Friday in the barnyard. Witnesses report that nobody really knows what he was saying but fear it might be related to the 12 new baby chics roaming the barn yard area. The chics, hatched only a week ago, may be direct descendants of the rooster but based on the perch that he selected, on top of the farmer looking guy in overalls manure spreader, nobody can really be sure. Witnesses also report the rooster repeating the same thing only 102 times that very hour.
A short time after the 102nd speach, the official Mini-K Horse stud was seen wandering the farmer looking guy in overalls backyard setting off the 3 dog yard alarm. Authorites would not speculate any link between the two events but did say that it had nothing to do with flowered checks.
Neither the rooster or the stud were available for comment regarding either issue. Authorities are not having any luck getting any of the other barnyard clans to offer any details either. Following a brief chase the stud was convinced into thinking, momentarily (but long enough) that returning to the official allocated stud fenced area was a great idea. If anyone has any information regarding the gate incident or what that rooster really said, please contact your local Mini-K Ranch near you.