Mini-K Sinches Deal
Mini-K Ranch Underwood 
Friday, the Mini-K Ranch of Underwood closed the deal on the chicken coop saga after it completed the migration of the new used coop to the ranch in Underwood. The existing staff of nobody will be seamlessly integrated with the existing production line officials said. Upon arrival, the entire chicken clan surrounded the new building as it neared it's final location. "Within 40 seconds all had lost interest and wandered away" said one spokesman.
The new duce coop will house new chics and be used as a nursery said the farmer looking guy in overalls. "It doesn't have electricity so we won't be able to watch satellite or even have satellite radio" an un-named two footed, feathered friend clucked. That didn't stop the donkey clan from checking it out and remaining inside for quite some time. "We don't care if it was paid for with flowered checks or not, if it's new, we need to check it out" said one donkey official.
Arriving on site around 5. P.M. Friday, the coop was in place and ready for production by 7 P.M. that same day. Shortly after that showers set in and made the area around the coop a living mud pie (not low calorie either). The coop was unloaded using the patented "weakest link" technology. This method incorporates a tug of war action with the weakest link being the coop which unloads itself right into place.
Officials at Mini-K hope the new coop will enahance egg production. It currently has contracts with several egg consumption outfits including NIAS Egg Consumption out of Omaha. NECC is one of the leading organizations of it's time and is expected to benefit directly from the acquisition of the duce coop.